Deck Embarrassment Syndrome What is it?
The onset of Deck Embarrassment Syndrome starts when a homeowner no longer enjoys backyard deck life due to the unsightly and poor condition of their deck.
We are typically talking about decks with significant peeling deck paint, extreme weathering, rotten boards, rusty fasteners, sun damage, dirt, mildew, grime, and general filthy surfaces.
The worst of the worst. What can often be described as “Dilapidation” – but not always, sometimes homeowners develop deck embarrassment syndrome before decks become fully dilapidated. For example; A deck owner may become embarrassed over a bad case of peeling paint on an otherwise healthy deck.
What Are The Symptoms?
Deck Owners will begin to:
- Avoid Social Gatherings on their deck like Cook-Outs and BBQ’s with guests, friends, family. Especially semi-formal events like receptions, graduation parties or similar
- Avoid Pictures or Videos on or near their deck or backyard
- Develop Irritation towards their Partner for the decks poor condition
- Start not wanting to see the deck period and avoiding the backyard in general
- Feel ashamed and unhappy about deck anytime they are on or near deck or in backyard.
How to Get Rid of Deck Embarrassment Syndrome
If you find yourself with the Symptoms of Deck Embarrassment Syndrome there is Great News!
You may qualify for a Revolutionary Cure called Deck Rescue Painting featuring the World’s Toughest Deck Armor – Kong Armor ™
Kong Armor ™ is a Proprietary Insanely Thick, Industrial-Grade, Ultra-Tough Lifetime Deck Armor Coating System for Decks and Backyard Structures. Notorious for its ability to Lockdown and Encapsulate Peeling Deck Paints, Peeling Behr Deck Over etc., without the need for sanding or other High Labor Preparations. Simultaneously the Industrial Grade Deck Armor Rebuilds the Surfaces of Severely Weathered Decking.
The Deck Armor Coating has its’ very Own Deck Restoration Painters or Deck Rescue Painters who offer Deck Repair, Deck Restoration, or even Deck Modification in Conjunction with the LocKDown of your Decks Peeling or Weathered Surfaces via the highly sought after coating system. You can get rotten boards replaced all the way up to extensive repairs like Post Replacements, Joists Sistering and more. Kong’s Deck Restoration Painters can repair Any Deck regardless of its condition.
Any Deck – Any Condition – Fully Repaired – Armor Encapsulated for life!
How Deck Rescue Painting Works to Remove the Embarrassment
In just 1 to 3 visits Our Deck Rescue Painters will perform:
- Deck Cleaning and Surface Preparations
- Deck Tightening
- Deck Repair | Restoration | Rebuild | Modification
- Peeling Deck Paint LockDown Encapsulation and the Simultaneous Rebuilding of your Weathered Decks Surfaces.
Your Deck Embarrassment Syndrome will subside and a Newly Restored Deck with a High-Build, Ultra-Tough, Drop-Dead Gorgeous Synthetic, often almost composite like Appearance will appear!
YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY CURED OF DECK EMBARESSMENT SYNDROME
Keeping Deck Embarrassment Syndrome gone for Life!
KONG ARMOR™ IS A LIFETIME DECK ARMOR SYSTEM
It is the WOLRD’S TOUGHEST DECK ARMOR capable of Protecting Decks and keeping them beautiful for Life!
Locally backed here in the Cincinnati, Northern Kentucky, Southeast Indiana Tristate area via
- Lifetime Limited Warranty
- Lifetime Service Promise
Once your Decks Encapsulated in the Kong Armor™ Lifetime Deck Armor System via Deck Rescue Painting, we will never leave you! Offering full local actionable Resolution for Service, Warranty Claim, or any other decking needs via our local dealership in NKY. Same Deck Restoration Painters that Encapsulated your Deck in Kong Armor™ standby locally at your service to ensure your decks coating and health stay in top condition.
Never Be embarrassed about your deck again.
NEVER DO DECK REFINISHING AGAIN!
ENJOY YOUR BACKYARD DECK -4LIFE!
TAKE THE FIRST STEP TOWARD YOUR NEW EMBARRASSMENT FREE DECK LIFE NOW!
